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« on: February 28, 2013, 09:19:14 AM »

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland.
 
One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of
his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.
 
He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.
 
"Miss Fitzgerald," he said sternly - "This is no place for a member of my
congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
 
"Sure!" she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
 
When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and
forth.
 
The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her
arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled
to the floor.
 
After a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her
skirt hiked up to her waist.
 
The pub barkeep looked over and said, "Oy mate, we won't have any of that
carrying on in this pub."
 
The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't understand.
I'm Pastor Fluff."
 
The barkeep said, "Ah well, if you're that far in, ye might as well
finish."

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