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« on: January 06, 2013, 04:47:19 PM »

Bloke picks up a lady Jockey at a pub and takes her home and the nxt day she invites him to the races with the promise of a couple of "tips"

she comes out on the horse and rubs her tits and he looks at the guide "two abreast" and puts his cash on and it comes home!

The next race she pats her thigh and he sees "legs eleven" on the card and puts his cash on that and home it comes...

in the last race she comes out scratching her muff and he doesnt bet, a bit confused..

after the race she says "did you get on that last one?? " Itchy Mickey" at 20:1???"

"Bugger!!" he says "I though you were telling me the c**** was scratched"!!!

cant beat a comfy seat!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2013, 04:52:18 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2013, 04:58:02 PM »

 Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy

Your a long time dead, so get out there and enjoy yourself while you still can :-) would loved to have been able to race vintage enduro bikes in Victoria, but sadly that as yet has not happened, so many blokes would have loved to be able to race, owell shit loads of us still have the memory's of racing enduro bikes back in the late 70's and 80's, time to move on to other things I guess :-) but if racing classes for vinduro bikes start then I will dust off my bike and be out there racing my old bike as that is what it was made for ( Racing )
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