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« on: December 31, 2012, 08:12:15 PM »

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds or boobs are there?" The father surprised answers, "Well son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melon, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.... After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter, so they daughter said. "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother surprised smiles and answers, "well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch tree flexible but reliable. After his 50s, its like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!"
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2004 KLX 300 when put back together
1991 KDX 200 going
1981 KDX 175 almost going
and a kanga which is green to keep with the theme
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2012, 08:15:16 PM »




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Your a long time dead, so get out there and enjoy yourself while you still can :-) would loved to have been able to race vintage enduro bikes in Victoria, but sadly that as yet has not happened, so many blokes would have loved to be able to race, owell shit loads of us still have the memory's of racing enduro bikes back in the late 70's and 80's, time to move on to other things I guess :-) but if racing classes for vinduro bikes start then I will dust off my bike and be out there racing my old bike as that is what it was made for ( Racing )
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