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Author Topic: Is your name Dick....  (Read 1583 times)
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« on: March 07, 2012, 09:03:35 PM »

Not exactly a joke like the great ones put up here, but this scenario reminded me of an old schoolyard ditty something about.... "Comin' down the mountain, pissin' like a fountain, when the chain on my bicycle broke....I slid along the grass with a pedal up my arse and my dick playing a tune on the spokes". You may remember it.

...anyway

At the scrutineering prior to the recent Three Bridges Vinduro (last sunday), this guy came up with a twig and  started going round my front wheel tapping the spokes "ting-ting-ting-tong-ting-tong-ting-ting". I said "Is your name Richard or Dick?"...I doubt he heard me over the line up of revving bikes, maybe a good thing.
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