EBT Forum / For all Things Bikes
January 24, 2019, 05:33:54 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
   Home   Help Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
Author Topic: Cricket fan  (Read 2252 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
DT Dick
« on: March 04, 2009, 06:06:18 PM »

A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs. She says to one of her customers, a regular, "If you can guess who they are, you get a free shag". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!”
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 08:24:15 PM »

I lol'd
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.15 | SMF © 2006-2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!