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« on: September 15, 2011, 06:30:37 PM »

A Psychiatrist conducted a group therapy session with 4 mothers. "You all have obsessions,". To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating and even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the 2nd Mother. "Your obsession is with money and named your child Penny." He turns to the 3rd Mother. "Your obsession is alcohol and you named your child Brandy." At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" :-)

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?Huh?Huh?
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