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Author Topic: ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE!  (Read 2019 times)
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getsmartracing
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« on: August 31, 2011, 07:56:38 PM »



Just imagine...If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in QANTAS one year ago,you would have $49.00 today!If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,you would have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,you would have $0.00 today.But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,you would have received $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!
 
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2011, 08:01:08 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy I like that one  Grin thanks Alex

Cheers Mick.
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Your a long time dead, so get out there and enjoy yourself while you still can :-) would loved to have been able to race vintage enduro bikes in Victoria, but sadly that as yet has not happened, so many blokes would have loved to be able to race, owell shit loads of us still have the memory's of racing enduro bikes back in the late 70's and 80's, time to move on to other things I guess :-) but if racing classes for vinduro bikes start then I will dust off my bike and be out there racing my old bike as that is what it was made for ( Racing )
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 08:20:40 PM »

HA HA Cheesy Cheesy,good one.

cheers Dale.
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 11:37:13 PM »

Now that's a good investment!  Grin

Jeez, I'm gonna be rich!!  Cheesy
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