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« on: February 28, 2009, 04:55:40 PM »

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 2 males, 3 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "2 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone."
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Your a long time dead, so get out there and enjoy yourself while you still can :-) would loved to have been able to race vintage enduro bikes in Victoria, but sadly that as yet has not happened, so many blokes would have loved to be able to race, owell shit loads of us still have the memory's of racing enduro bikes back in the late 70's and 80's, time to move on to other things I guess :-) but if racing classes for vinduro bikes start then I will dust off my bike and be out there racing my old bike as that is what it was made for ( Racing )
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 03:57:53 PM »

it's funny ├žause it's true... Smiley
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