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peter ellard
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« on: July 14, 2009, 08:13:21 PM »

 Cheesy Grin Cheesy

> The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a
> university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then
> allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained
> the word. The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU'
>
> First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
> He stepped to the microphone and said:

>
> Slowly across the desert sand,
> Trekked a lonely caravan
> Men on camels two by two
> Destination - Timbuktu.

>
> The audience went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they
> thought.
>
> The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

> Me and Tim a huntin' went
> Met three Sheilas in a pop up tent
> They were three, and we was two
> So I bucked one, and timbuktu.
>
 The aboriginal won.
peter ellard

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