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General Things => Jokes => Topic started by: foot69 on August 07, 2009, 02:30:25 PM

Title: Another oldie
Post by: foot69 on August 07, 2009, 02:30:25 PM
Dear Dorothy Dix,
I am a Sailor in the Australian Navy. My parents live in Perth WA.
My brother-in-law is an Englishman living in Adelaide SA.
My mother and father have been busted for Drug Running and depend
upon my two sisters who are prostitutes in Melbourne.
My only brother is serving life for rape and murder. I am in love with an
Aboriginal prostitute who solicits around the Naval Dockyard. She says
she loves me, but knows nothing about my family background. We intend
to marry as soon as her VD clears up.
My being white doesn't bother her at all.

When I get out of the Navy we will open a Brothel in Brisbane and my two
sisters will work there to keep the business in the family.

My problem is this. I want to marry this girl and bring her into family and I want to be completely honest with her....

Should I tell her about my Brother-in-law???

(signed) PERPLEXED